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worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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captain-jacking-hardness:

uoa:

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

i laughed for like 3 hours

What’s that over there?

Fucking dirt.

I should not be laughing this much.

Army men are the best kind of people all around.

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shirtless grant ward (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Well then theres that

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iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

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stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

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Childish behavior for a CHILD….I hope he realizes the only people defending his ass on his instagram are people who are younger than the age of 16.  

I’ve never seen such a juvenile response from someone WHO STARTED SOMETHING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I shouldn’t even know what’s going. No one should…this kid is getting on my damn nerves.

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sorimysodium:

Some of the best celeb reactions to the Justin Bloom conflict. #TeamBloom

Told ya so. SEND BIEBS BACK TO CANADA!

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I’m Sorry?

Someone left this review on my Slow Dancing In a Burning Room

Guest chapter 1 . 4h ago

Noooooooo! I mean it’s good and all. Well done…but still i cry “noooooooo”. 
Sorry, im a HUGE fan of happily ever after. Its the reason make believe exists. 
Dont take the broken heart of a shipper too personally. Your craft is quite good. Had me captivated until the end.


I think by now some of you know me and how my reactions work.


—On one hand, thank you so much for taking the time to review it really means a lot to me that you read my story and bothered to take time out of your day to let me know what you think.
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—On the shipper part, buddy I’m right there with ya, it was painful to write and I hated every minute of it. It broke my shipper heart too so don’t think it didn’t.
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—Finally, I want to address your happy endings comment…I love happy endings just like the rest of us…I listened to that song and knew there was no way to make that happy…plus I wanted something with angst in it…which is why it’s under the angst category.

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Also..

Fiction exists due to civilizations dating back to the Mayans and beyond using them to convey lessons on morality and caution certain behaviors,

For example, there is a Latin American legend that details the creation of the potato saying it was because a chief peeped in on the gods while they were going at it.  The potato has ‘eyes’ because they made him blind due to his rudeness.

One last thing, you should really read any of the Grimms Fairy Tale books…I’m sure you’d love to hear what happens to the Little Mermaid

But Honestly, Truly, and Sincerely, thank you for reviewing my story. I love you.

***disclaimer: I am a huge disney fan, I love fairy tales, I have a huge imagination, I’ve read the Grimm’s Fairy tales, I’ve taken a Fiction and Fantasy literature course, I’ve taken Latin American history and have a book of their legends, I’ve taken classical mythology too, I know my myths and fiction. I hash-tagged the story I do what I want and also warned people at the top of the page***

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reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

is there a support group for this? If there are over 11 million of us I feel like we could get shit done?

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